not me monday

I'm going to try this. I might replace this (not me monday) for i ♥ friday, but I'm not totally sure yet. What do you think?

I did NOT drive my friend's go cart in my pj's (see 'graduation' post) when we were at their house for graduation until 11:30am.

We are NOT excited about our new house. Mom has NOT been planning how to redo the kitchen the minute she first saw it, and is NOT a little overwhelmed. I am NOT happy that closing is a week from today, and I am NOT excited we can finally start working on the house then.

We did NOT see a guy holding this sign in front of Burger King. Dad did NOT pull over so I could get a picture, and we all did NOT start cracking up.

Jeremiah did NOT draw little dots with pen on his forearms during church yesterday. The ink did NOT wear off, and it does NOT look like he has chicken pox. I was NOT embarrassed to be seen with him.

When Lilly wants more ice cream and Mom says no, she does NOT whine, "But I need it, Mama, I need it." and throw a big crying fit. When she was supposed to finish her rice, she did NOT say, "I can't eat this! It bad for me!"

The Hintzes do NOT have 7 baby bunnies. They are NOT super cute, and we did NOT hold them almost the whole time we visited them.

My friend Reagan and I did NOT spend at least 45 minutes after church (when we were supposed to be paying attention to the VBS meeting) yesterday taking crazy pictures and videos on my camera. It was NOT super fun, and we did NOT get lots of stares. These are NOT only a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of all the pictures and vidoes I have.

We did NOT have rain for 21 days straight, and our garage was NOT flooded. Everything in there did NOT start getting totally moldy and gross. we were NOT bursting with happiness when the sun finally came out.

Jeremiah and his friend Owen DID NOT dress up and put on a show, dancing to music, with the little girls and me laughing hysterically. I was NOT running around with my camera, snapping 4,455,994 pictures of them in their crazy outfits.

I do NOT think I am crazy for not posting for over a week and a half, and then go and do NOT post 3 posts in 1 day.

Happy Memorial Day!