lillyisms part two

I'm doing a part two of "Lillyisms"...you can see part one here.

Jeremiah was brushing Lilly's teeth. When she didn't cooperate, he said, "Ok, Lilly, I'm getting Dad because you're not letting me brush your teeth." Her reply? "No J.J.! I will do it!" (Yeah right. Like THAT'S ever going to happen...) Then when Jeremiah went downstairs to tell my dad, she tackled him and said, "NO! I said don't do it, smokah!" Um, ok? Smoker? Since when does my brother smoke?

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Today was Parent/Family Watch Day at MeMe's ballet class (She does tap and ballet). Lilly, who sat on my mom's lap, saw all the girls dancing first in their ballet shoes, then tap shoes.

She turned around a whispered to my mom, "Mama, for my birfday I want ballet and tappy shoes - wittle ones." The way she said it though, like everything, was so comical!

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When Jeremiah was brushing her teeth (this was actually the same time when she called him a smoker - why do some of the best stories take place while brushing teeth!? :P), I came into the bathroom to get something. When I came in, Lilly ran to the bathroom door, slammed it and locked it from the inside. She triumphantly annouced, "HA! I wocked (locked) you in the bafroom!" Mmhmm sure. :)

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On the way home from MeMe's ballet class one day, MeMe was drinking from a water bottle, and spilled some on her ballet outfit when my mom made a sudden stop. Lilly saw the water and said, "Oh no, MeMe! You have to wash it off!" MeMe's like, "Um, Lilly? It's just water. Washing it off would get more water on it." Lilly got a little more extreme and said, "No! You need to get a NEW ballet 'suit'!" MeMe again said, "No Lilly. My ballet 'suit' will dry." Lilly: "That's why you can't have mine. Because yours is wet and mine isn't." (Don't quite get the logic behind that.... :)) MeMe: "No Lilly. It'll dry."

I guess Lilly got a litte tired of that angle of the topic. So she switched gears with, "MeMe, you said ballet 'suit'." MeMe, "It IS a ballet suit!" Lilly, "You said ballet suit!" MeMe, "Lilly, it IS a ballet suit." Lilly, "No, you said ballet suit!" MeMe, "Yeah, I did because that's what it is!" Lilly, being the ever persistent one,"MEME! You said BALLET SUIT!"

So went the conversation for about 5 minutes.....

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That's our Lilly! She's such a rascal...She's the only one who can make me laugh when I don't even want to smile. :)